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FunkmasterCatking
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Michael Kessler @FunkmasterCatking

Age 30, Male

Overland Park, KS

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Posted by FunkmasterCatking - April 4th, 2009


It's DONE!!

(author comments)

Remix of Come With Me by Rob Mayth (or Special D, I don't even know any more).

This was remixed completely from scratch (the melody is surprisingly easy to learn by ear) I tried to make this as epic as possible, please try to listen through the whole song. I put practically maximum effort into this :D

I added my own thing in there too, 2:00 to 3:34 is all me :)

REVIEW!!

COME WITH ME REMIX OMGWTFLOLMAO!1111


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - April 2nd, 2009


I'm in the middle of making a remix of "Come with me" by Special D. (or Rob Mayth, I don't really even know anymore) from scratch. At the rate I'm going, I may be finished by Saturday. I have school and other things though, so maybe not.

(not assuming anyone really cares)

By the way, anyone know if it would it be illegal for me to use the actual lyrics from the song in a remix? If It's not against the rules, does anyone know where I could find them?

anyway, that song is teh shiz-net.

IZ GUD?

IM MAEIKNG A RE-MUX LOLOLZZZZZZZ


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - March 4th, 2009


For my english class we just started our "poetry unit", and we all had to write a sonnet.

And sweet mother of god was this unpleasant to write.

I probably sound pathetic when I say I literally spent over six hours on this over the course of two days, I nearly had a melt-down stressing over making this perfect. I've never realized how much I hate poetry until now.

Well here it is, and it's not even that good. I feel nauseous. (By the way, this was slightly inspired by Psybot's song, Godsent)

Music is God Sent
Michael Kessler

The music starts playing, softly at first.
The piano rolls by, a tranquil tune.
Into euphoria I am submersed,
As tempo picks up, the song starts to bloom.

An upsurge of melody fills my ears.
All of a sudden the world is clear.
A burst of confidence to conquer fears,
A mysterious urge to persevere.

Music is the most potent medicine.
Harmonious melody is the cure,
Reviving lost memories deep within,
It is a gift from the heavens, for sure.

Music is magic, it touches your soul.
Music is god sent, and earns my extol

Well, there you have it. Let me know what you think.

I WROWT A POEM LOLOLZZZ


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - January 20th, 2009


Hay guizzzzz...

QUICK, I DARE ANY OF YOU TO PARAPHRASE THIS PARAGRAPH!

"Parkinson's disease (PD) belongs to a group of conditions called motor system disorders, which are the result of the loss of dopamine-producing brain cells. The four primary symptoms of PD are tremor, or trembling in hands, arms, legs, jaw, and face; rigidity, or stiffness of the limbs and trunk; bradykinesia, or slowness of movement; and postural instability, or impaired balance and coordination. As these symptoms become more pronounced, patients may have difficulty walking, talking, or completing other simple tasks. PD usually affects people over the age of 50. Early symptoms of PD are subtle and occur gradually. In some people the disease progresses more quickly than in others. As the disease progresses, the shaking, or tremor, which affects the majority of PD patients may begin to interfere with daily activities. Other symptoms may include depression and other emotional changes; difficulty in swallowing, chewing, and speaking; urinary problems or constipation; skin problems; and sleep disruptions. There are currently no blood or laboratory tests that have been proven to help in diagnosing sporadic PD. Therefore the diagnosis is based on medical history and a neurological examination. The disease can be difficult to diagnose accurately. Doctors may sometimes request brain scans or laboratory tests in order to rule out other diseases."

Who ever can do this successfully shall win... something...

Hmm... maybe a dollar for each paragraph?

GET TO IT.

(SRSLY)

Now here is a silly photo.

OH MY GOODNESS.


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - December 21st, 2008


I GOTS KNEW HED PHONEZ!!

FRIGGEN AWESOME.

HEDPHONEZ


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - May 21st, 2008


I've been thinking about maybe trying a drum N bass song. Anybody know where I could find some good drum samples?

SPONGEBOB DEMANDS SAMPLES

Drum N Bass


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - May 15th, 2008



Posted by FunkmasterCatking - April 28th, 2008


I've decided to take a break for now, and most likely until summer break (which is only 2 and a half weeks away might I mention) from writing music. Regardless, since my last song I've gotten like 4 different VST's, and come up with several different melodies on my keyboard.

so... for my next song, expect something epic!

And as usual, my random picture...

Gir riding a flying pig! (I am painting this picture for math class)

Be expecting


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - February 5th, 2008


Allrighty...

Nothing new at the moment. But anyway, please review my music, thats what really matters!

Here is a creepy madness face

well,


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - January 25th, 2008


Yay, its new post time...

first things first, check out my song (FMC) -=Fire Alarm=-, its probably my best so far, and it has an extreme lack of reviews

Im thinking my songs are gonna be alot better from now on, i learned a bunch making that song.

------------------------------IN OTHER NEWS---------------------------------

To all of you zero bombers out there, well, you SUCK!!!

I'm sorry if you have a life "full of misery and woe" and you get sick kicks out of bombing perfectly good songs, utterly destroying other people's self confidence, but for gods sake....

THIS ANGERS ME GREATLY. MICHAEL IS VERY ANGRY RIGHT NOW....

sorry I had to raise my voice like that

Well to conclude this broadcast day we will leave with a picture of our good friend BOB

yeppers