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FunkmasterCatking
Don't give me that look.

Michael Kessler @FunkmasterCatking

Age 31, Male

Overland Park, KS

Joined on 9/3/07

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Recent Game Medals

475 Points
That wasn't so hard, was it?

That wasn't so hard, was it? 5 Points

Play the game once

Hydroficial Intelligence

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Donut Break

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Hop A Cop

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Reading Rainbow

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

PHYSICAL THERAPY

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

Addicted

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Professional

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Abducted

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Persistent

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

in Space

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Icarus

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Harrasment

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature