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I'm no Charleston Dandy...

2013-09-16 13:59:37 by FunkmasterCatking
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If through some disturbing twist of fate you've found your way to this page, I'd like to refer you to my new account: GhostLawyer. I've got lots of new fancy sounds for you to listen to!

HEAD EXPLOSION

I'm no Charleston Dandy...


Option 5!

2012-12-24 18:10:15 by FunkmasterCatking
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I'm now producing under the name Option 5. Stay tuned, yo!

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/michaelkessler/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/option5music/
Pointless youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/Option5Official?feat ure=mhee

Option 5!


Look at me!

2011-07-29 15:56:58 by FunkmasterCatking

I'm making a news post!

I don't actually have any real news to post.

Check out my music! It's good!

Look at me!


OH MY SUGAR PLOSSUMS.

2010-07-28 21:33:02 by FunkmasterCatking

I made a new song.

WHEE!

DO U GUIZ LIEK IT?

If not, then I offer this picture as a rebuttal.

OH MY SUGAR PLOSSUMS.


TITTYSPRINKLES

2010-06-17 17:35:26 by FunkmasterCatking

I CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING, I'M SO UNINSPIRED.

STRANGER, PITCH ME AN IDEA OR SUGGESTION FOR A SONG OR REMIX. IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!

Also, that's a low price.

TITTYSPRINKLES


I'M TAKING A POLL.

2010-02-10 21:37:55 by FunkmasterCatking

If you got here by clicking the link while it's on the blog list, GTFO NOOB.

I want to know, if you are reading this, how did you get to my user page?

HOW?? TELL ME!!

GAAAHHHHH!!!

I'M TAKING A POLL.


WAFFLES AND BACON AND FRENCH TOAST, OH MY!!

2009-08-29 23:10:31 by FunkmasterCatking
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New song released!

"(Full name: Journey to the End of the Universe)

This song originated from a five second loop I made like 5 months ago. I never really expected to make entire song out of it, but I was convinced otherwise...

Enjoy, and reviews are appreciated!

WAT DO U GUIZ THINK?

WAFFLES AND BACON AND FRENCH TOAST, OH MY!!


Anyone want to collab?

2009-05-21 23:14:43 by FunkmasterCatking
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Audio collab, that is.

I've never done a collab before and I'd like to try it. I use FL Studio 8, and I'm open to any collabs involving Trance, House, or DNB. I don't really do much else xD

I just made a box account, which is the reason I've finally decided to try this :D

Anyone interested?

If not, perhaps this picture of Adam West with a cat launcher will convince you otherwise.

Anyone want to collab?



Hey, I'm available for any group that needs a musician. I can do pretty much all types of electronica, and I think this would be a great opportunity for me to push myself to make something incredible.

PICK MEEE!!

POWAH OF TEH THREE MOOZISHUN HERE!!


PSHHH IT'S ABOUT TIME

2009-04-18 01:04:03 by FunkmasterCatking
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The millions of dollars will be rolling in any minute now...

I just made this myself.
I
am
so
talented,
...
...
...
...
...
...
amirite?

PSHHH IT'S ABOUT TIME