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FunkmasterCatking
Don't give me that look.

Michael Kessler @FunkmasterCatking

Age 29, Male

Overland Park, KS

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Posted by FunkmasterCatking - September 16th, 2013


If through some disturbing twist of fate you've found your way to this page, I'd like to refer you to my new account: GhostLawyer. I've got lots of new fancy sounds for you to listen to!

HEAD EXPLOSION

I'm no Charleston Dandy...


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Posted by FunkmasterCatking - December 24th, 2012


I'm now producing under the name Option 5. Stay tuned, yo!

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/michaelkessler/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/option5music/
Pointless youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/Option5Official?feat ure=mhee

Option 5!


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - July 29th, 2011


I'm making a news post!

I don't actually have any real news to post.

Check out my music! It's good!

Look at me!


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - July 28th, 2010


I made a new song.

WHEE!

DO U GUIZ LIEK IT?

If not, then I offer this picture as a rebuttal.

OH MY SUGAR PLOSSUMS.


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - June 17th, 2010


I CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING, I'M SO UNINSPIRED.

STRANGER, PITCH ME AN IDEA OR SUGGESTION FOR A SONG OR REMIX. IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!

Also, that's a low price.

TITTYSPRINKLES


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - February 10th, 2010


If you got here by clicking the link while it's on the blog list, GTFO NOOB.

I want to know, if you are reading this, how did you get to my user page?

HOW?? TELL ME!!

GAAAHHHHH!!!

I'M TAKING A POLL.


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - August 29th, 2009


New song released!

"(Full name: Journey to the End of the Universe)

This song originated from a five second loop I made like 5 months ago. I never really expected to make entire song out of it, but I was convinced otherwise...

Enjoy, and reviews are appreciated!

WAT DO U GUIZ THINK?

WAFFLES AND BACON AND FRENCH TOAST, OH MY!!


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - May 21st, 2009


Audio collab, that is.

I've never done a collab before and I'd like to try it. I use FL Studio 8, and I'm open to any collabs involving Trance, House, or DNB. I don't really do much else xD

I just made a box account, which is the reason I've finally decided to try this :D

Anyone interested?

If not, perhaps this picture of Adam West with a cat launcher will convince you otherwise.

Anyone want to collab?


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - May 15th, 2009


Hey, I'm available for any group that needs a musician. I can do pretty much all types of electronica, and I think this would be a great opportunity for me to push myself to make something incredible.

PICK MEEE!!

POWAH OF TEH THREE MOOZISHUN HERE!!


Posted by FunkmasterCatking - April 18th, 2009


The millions of dollars will be rolling in any minute now...

I just made this myself.
I
am
so
talented,
...
...
...
...
...
...
amirite?

PSHHH IT'S ABOUT TIME